|||| fun quiz

1. You’ve been singing in the shower. When you step out, you find…
   
   a) an audience outside your door, cheering you on
   
   b) your mum humming to the song you just sang
   
   c) your parents unconscious on the floor, foaming at the mouth
   
   d) birds dead on the window sill and flowers wilted
   
   
2. Hearing a new song on the radio, you…
   
   a) can sing along to the song by the second stanza
   
   b) can warble a few lines of the chorus by the end of the song
   
   c) try to hum along but end up looking stupid
   
   d) draw a blank
   
   
3. Your sweetheart won’t go out with you unless you write him/her a song.
   
   a) You whip out your note pad and write a hit in 15 minutes
   
   b) You write a song but you can’t remember it the moment you finish singing it
   
   c) You write a song but it sounds suspiciously like Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
   
   d) You spend a month in your room but all you have is the title on the page
   
   
4. Your best friend’s rock band is performing in a minute but the drummer is missing. They need you to fill in. You…
   
   a) take over and rock the house down like Dave Grohl
   
   b) turn their hard rock anthem into a ballad but it went down well surprisingly
   
   c) missed so many beats, the audience thought it was a jazz concert
   
   d) got the band thrown out but not before getting pelted with eggs
   
   
5. Your auntie is getting married and she’s asked you to sing at her wedding. You…
   
   a) sing a moving rendition of “I’ve Finally Found Someone” that has everyone clapping in tears
   
   b) sing a jerky version of “Tonight I Celebrate My Love For You” which draws polite applause.
   
   c) go tuneless in the last half of “Wake Me Up Before You Go Go” but finish before they haul you off the stage
   
   d) break the speakers with Alannis Morrisette’s “You Oughta Know” and your auntie has now disowned you.
   
   
6. You’ve been singing in the shower. When you step out, you find…
   
   a) take a sample beat from a U2 classic and flag raising has never sounded better!
   
   b) quicken the tempo of the song by singing faster. It works…for a week
   
   c) try to sing the song with more attitude but there’s no way your rapping passes for a song
   
   d) get paid by the school to stop. They even make you sign a statement promising you’ll never tell anyone you tried
   
   
7. You have to get yourself styled for a big school concert, you...
   
   a) track down Adam Levine’s used suit, and man, did you wear it well!
   
   b) get someone to sew you Madonna’s “Hung Up” costume and nobody laughed. Or at least you didn’t hear it.
   
   c) try your best to create the John Mayer look with your khakis and shirt but the sniggers were hard to ignore
   
   d) went with 50 Cent’s latest look but without the body and attitude, everyone mistook you for a vagrant
   
   
8. You have to audition in front of the whole school. You…
   
   a) sing your own composition and soon everyone is on their feet in tears
   
   b) sing a cover of “Beautiful Girls” which rocked some heads
   
   c) get through the first half of “Bohemian Rhapsody” but everyone thought you were possessed when the song started to get fast
   
   d) are now seeking counselling after your croaking sent the whole school booing you off the stage
   
   
   

   Answers: (a) scores 4 points , (b) scores 3 points, (c) scores 2 points (d) scores 1 point If you’ve scored 28 – 32points … Can I be your agent? Cos you’re going to be a big star! I’m surprised you’ve not been signed already! I’ll get Dick Lee to produce your album, then with a promotional tour… If you’ve scored 20 – 27… You’ve got some talent but there’s still a lot work ahead. With voice lessons, hard work, discipline and lots of luck, you just might have a chance at Singapore Idol. Are you ready? If you’ve scored 12 – 19… Stick to Karaoke. With lots of practice, you might someday be good enough for your neighbourhood karaoke contest but for now, invest in headphones and sing by yourself! If you’ve scored 1 – 11… Who told you you could sing? They should be shot! You are a lethal biological weapon and we wouldn’t use you against our worst mortal enemy even if our lives depended on it